The Upstairs Neighbors

Solo Childfree Woman
3 min readJul 11, 2022

A Relationship Devolves

Photo by MART PRODUCTION: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-person-in-plaid-long-sleeves-lying-on-the-bed-8472993/

*Some names and details have been changed for privacy purposes.

When I moved into my new apartment building, I applied for a unit on the top floor. Unfortunately, the manager had accidentally double-booked it. I settled for a third floor unit (in a four story building) and $1,000 off for my troubles. I was content.

On occasion, I can hear the people above me living their lives, but it doesn’t disturb me or keep me awake at night. In fact, I kind of like hearing the signs of life around me.

Foosteps above me.

TV characters talking as I walk down the hall.

However, my roommate, Nina, has had a totally different experience.

After her first night in the apartment (She moved in after me.), I asked her how she slept. Turns out she was rudely awakened by the sex sounds of the couple above her. We laughed it off and thought nothing of it.

Until it happened again. And again. And again.

Every. Single. Night.

We were a little jealous of their nightly sweat sessions, but we mostly found it entertaining. The only problem was the banging bed was keeping Nina up at night. We joked about leaving a note on their door asking them to get it on a bit earlier in the…

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Solo Childfree Woman

Lifestyle lore for 21st century cat ladies and witches. Same username on Instagram and TikTok.